Coping with Copeland- That’s Hard to Do!

For starters, here are a couple of quotes from Kenneth Copeland.



That last statement reminds me of something from Isaiah 14:14./


Well I’ll be! Copeland wants to be like Satan! After a revelation like that, I’m wondering what Copeland is thinking?


I think I’m spiritually constipated. I don’t feel so good.


Catholics are Extra Biblical

Like the Mormons, the Catholics have plenty of extra biblical works including the Catechism, papal authority, tradition, and scavengers of history. Mormons and the Restored Church say they have apostolic authority as does the New Apostolic Reformation which claim theirs began anew in 2002.

Christian Science with Key to the SCRIPTURES backs up the Bible for those of the Christian Science Faith. Cults all seem to need something plus the Bible. My church uses the Bible alone. For example, examine the scavenger of history Catholics. Their Faith didn’t begin whole in the first century but mine did. In fact the gospel was only in the mind of Jesus until He revealed it to Paul by way of Revelation. In truth, the Apostle Paul began the church movement not Peter. Peter received the keys to stand outside the gates of heaven. Did he ever get in?

The Catholics claim to be the oldest church so if they like numbers Paul wrote 13 books to the 2 books that Peter wrote. Who had the pen of a ready writer? Maybe the Catholics ought to be studying Paul more than Peter and the four verses Mary spoke?

Mormonism: Who Can Buy Into It?

Joseph Smith has come in the flesh? I think somebody spiked Young’s orange juice? The church is the way, the truth, and the life? Are these guys related to the 3 Stooges?The Apostle Paul said, In every state he had learned to be in content. He must never have been to Utah! And of course the RCC WHO ABRACADABRAED THEIR WAY INTO EXISTENCE IN Matthew 16:18.

Messianic Mess

If the letter of the Law kills, why do Messianic Jews hold so tightly to the Law? The Restored Church of God tries to keep the Law yet the Bible itself tells you can’t. If you break just one of the laws then you are guilty of them all. Do you know that cults are born out of this Messianic Mess? Pray for God to right the hearts of the Messianic Jews.

Mind Control Cults

This is the feeling centered Cult. They may know what the Bible says but they go by their gut feeling instead even if it is contrary to scripture. Pentecostal churches fit well in this category. “Oh I feel the spirit moving in me” when all it might be is gas. Feelings are deceptive whereas truth is not. Cult leaders are experts at manipulation and they know how to manage the feelings of their converts. In truth they use their own feelings against them. If you encounter a feeling centered cult leave immediately. So what might be next on our agenda? Stay tuned.

Those that Abuse their Authority in the Gospel

Prosperity-Gospel-100-web2-1-72079-daily-dependence-matthew-6-24 How can those who peddle the Prosperity Gospel get by this verse? If you cannot serve God and money, why are they trying to do just that?micah-3-11-her-leaders-judge-for 1st Corinthians 9:18 says, when I preach the gospel, I may present the Gospel of Jesus Christ without charge, so that I will not abuse my authority in the gospel. So why are all these televangelists abusing their Authority in the gospel without anyone objecting? Instead we support them. I think the Pentecostal Church has the most illiterate congregation in the world. By the way, the word prosperity is never once found in the New Testament.12407228_963507817057292_1149146

Time Tunnel: : Kenneth Hagin

Wow! It’s 2018. I’m back. My name is Kenneth Hagin and no, I’m not related to Festus Haggen. I count myself as being a forerunner of the Pentecostal movement. Many people do not know this but in the late 1940s I had a face-to-face meeting with Jesus Christ. Needless to say I was humbled greatly. That meeting was instrumental in preparing me for Ministry. I don’t like how Pentecostalism has gone today. That Creflo Dollar fellow is an embarrassment. Paula White should be host of Divorce Court. Fred Price should be the host of The Price is Right. Benny Hinn, well, he can play Festus’ mule. Kenneth Copeland can be my air traffic controller since he owns So Many planes. I think Joyce Meyers should be in charge of purchasing a nation’s commodes. Jesse Duplantis should be hosting the Comedy Hour. John Hagee should go on Weight Watchers. Jim Bakker should be forced to eat his survival food. His wife Lori needs a muzzle. Let’s see, did I forget anyone? Oh and Mary Baker Eddy? Love your ice cream. Oh yes, Rod Parsley. You should become an auctioneer. These clowns are not representing Pentecostals today and giving us a bad look. I do not want my reputation sullied by their actions. By the way, has Oral Roberts left his Prayer Tower yet? Juanita Bynum? When I think of snow I think of her because she’s a flake. Well it’s time to go back to The Time Tunnel and return to my era. After what I seen this could be called The Comedy Network. Thanks for hearing me assessing the state of the Pentecostal Church today.

I think all my problems started in the maternity ward.


Abracadabra Ministries

All these Ministries are Abracadabra ones as they believe they can speak anything into existence including apostleship. These are what you might call self-made ministers. They make up things outside the Bible. They all believe the Bible is insufficient for our day. That is why they have to have all these extra things weaved in despite no biblical support for their practices. Many speak in tongues without an interpreter and they could care less. These people are clouds without water. They are like whitewashed tombs which appear beautiful outwardly but inside they are full of all uncleanness and apostasy. They should be avoided at all costs. They also want you to send them money continually even though Jesus said, you cannot serve God and money. They want to make a liar out of Jesus. Jesus also said lay up for yourselves Treasures in Heaven not on the Earth. They twist the words of Jesus to get what they want. The majority of them are unsaved people.

No Divisions Among YOU

I prefer the King James version of this verse however I also like the next graphic better only for the main point of the verse.

Let there be no division! That includes among the Baptists, the Methodists, the Presbyterians, and yes, the Biblestudents. I must confess but I didn’t know the Biblestudents had so many divisions along themselves. Yet the Bible says, let there be no divisions among you. None! If the Bible says no divisions, why do all these denominations have divisions? And I mean among themselves?

Hmmm? The plot thickens. Are we seeking to please the men behind the denominations? Like, John Wesley, or John Calvin, or Charles T Russell, or even Joseph Smith. Why all the divisions? Even I had to divest myself of my congregational background. I now attend a Bible Church with no denominational background. We actually study the Bible not the doctrines of men Behind the denomination who ever so slightly influence scripture. The Bible Church I attend goes into the Hebrew and Greek languages behind the English translations. I don’t have to worry about the Church of the General Baptist or Regular Baptist or the Presbyterian Church USA or the Reformed Presbyterian Church. The Biblestudy movement has even more divisions among themselves that any I’ve ever heard. Ephesians 4 admonishes us that there is one faith not hundreds of them. Paul said, I beseech you in the name of our Lord Jesus Christ that there be no divisions among you and that you all speak the same thing. The denomination abomination has confused all that and no one is trying to change that. They are all comfortable in whatever Schism they find themselves. And 1st Corinthians 1:10 is about as far away from their mind as possible. What a Sad State of Affairs.

Catholic Myths- 14 Ongoing Revelation

Roman Catholics for centuries have been adding things into their Doctrine to justify it. The Apocrypha, the Immaculate Conception, the catechism, and the list goes on and on. But they are not alone as Pentecostals do the same thing by saying that in 2002 the apostolic days have returned with modern-day Apostles and Prophets. The Restored Church of God does this. But the word of God says, all scripture is given by inspiration of God so that the man of God may be complete thoroughly equipped for every good work. How can you surpass being thoroughly equipped and perfectly equipped? The Catholics sure don’t have an answer for that one. They are just like the Mormons who need extra books a first president who is just like the Pope and speaks for God. The mumbo-jumbo continues. The Bible says not to add or subtract from the word but the Catholics do and often to get their add-ons into their scriptures to justify them. You know, that’s just what their leader would do. He would lie because he is the devil and he wants his oldest church to be just like God. I will be like the most high.

This time-bound message contains eternally relevant theological principles that we can discover and apply to our lives.

Prayer Requests Go UNREAD at Copeland’s Ministry

The prayer request sent to Ken and Gloria Copeland are never seen by the Copeland’s but their personal checks are. Like Robert Tilton before them, the Copeland’s have no personal contact with prayer requests sent to their Ministry. They are too busy to read them because they are using the money for ski trips to Colorado in his own private jet. They can spend the money but can’t take time to read the prayer requests. They have huge staffs to do that and they also have a machine that makes it appear as if the Copeland’s had read their prayer request. It is outright deception. Recently Kenneth Copeland and Jesse Duplantis said that God told them to get a new jet. They’re more interested in the cares of this world over that of living the gospel. They preach it but they don’t live it. In effect They’re laughing all the way to the bank to deposit your money that you send them with your prayer request that goes unread. Men that are destitute of the truth suppose that godliness is a means of gain. From such withdraw yourself and not your money. The Copeland’s are nothing less than con artists which appears beautiful outwardly but inside are full of hypocrisy. Instead of sending them money to waste on their pleasures and their various lusts find a local church to give to.

Catholic Myths- 2 the Mystery of Transubstantiation

I have exciting news for all Roman Catholics today. I know that you believe that in your Eucharist ceremony the blood and the body of Christ Jesus becomes his literal blood and flesh that they partake in weekly. I have solved the mystery of transubstantiation. And the Catholics are very similar in their practice to Pentecostals and apostolic’s in this mysterious method. Transubstantiation did not come into play until 1200 AD. Like many Catholic practices it was an add-on. Here is a great Catholic mystery of this word.

The Catholics literally created what they spoke just as Pentecostals do and the New Apostolic Reformation.

To get transubstantiation the Catholic Church has merely joined the Abracadabra Church of today which is occultism. They are spoken into existence what they wanted to say. Mystery solved!

Joyce Meyer Speaks Things Into Existence Abracadabra!

Joyce Meyers joins Benny Hinn rebuking the Prosperity Gospel by which each evangelist is set for life. Good thing because her afterlife won’t be as cozy. For the majority of their preaching lives, they have been preaching the wrong thing. In true repentance they should now allow Senator Grassley of Iowa full disclosure of their financial records.

Meyers now admission she has been preaching a false gospel. Why the change now?Look halfway down this list and you will find the abracadabra effect to her ministry over the years. Pentecostals and Catholics use this measure for different measures that are opposed to scripture. They should each resign their pulpits.