Name It! Claim It! Abracadabra!!


Why are Pentecostals nuts? Just because they believe in name it, claim it? What they are saying is that you CAN speak into existence what you want. Hmmm? But isn’t that what Abracadabra means in Hebrew?Wow! I think I just spoke into existence the Abracadabra Pentecostal Church! You see the danger here? The Pentecostal faith is found to be believing in magic. And I have here The Sorcerer’s Apprentice, Benny Hinn, to prove my point. Benny may as well be saying, abracadabra to get what he wants. The Pentecostal Apostolic Church is really in truth the Abracadabra Church. Let’s just be honest about this shall we? 100% guarantee? What page in Benny Hinn’s Bible do you find that? Maybe I really don’t want to know if that is his Bible. It might as well be with all the extra biblical shenanigans that a Pentecostal Faith teaches. They’re Pentecostal philosophy is not 100% accurate but their level of Deceit is that accurate. If they could really name it claim it, why do they need you to send them finances? You might want to think about that for a while?

Pentecostals: The Wild Bunch


Self-control is a fruit of the spirit and it’s rarely found in Pentecostal churches. Once again going against scripture. Benny Hinn practices mesmerism taken straight from the founder of Pentecostalism Phineas T Quimby. Like it or not Pentecostals are merely a branch of New Thought. How much is Pentecostalism following that verse? Heidi Baker spends half her time on the floor either rolling about or in some type of seizure position on the floor. She is one of the most demonic leaders of the Pentecostal faith doing almost everything apart from scripture. Amen and amen!

The 3 Stooges


Here we have Jesse Duplantis, John Hagee, and Benny Hinn. Why John Hagee is with these two farces is beyond me. Evil company corrupts good habits. Why Benny Hinn is still in Ministry is a mystery to me? He had an affair with Paula White and a minister is to have a good testimony to those who are outside the body of Christ. Hinn does not have a good testimony so why is he a pastor? Then you have Jesse Duplantis, the Milton Berle of religion. His ministry likes to get a lot of laughs but what he doesn’t know is that he is the biggest joke of them all. Then we have John Hagee. Some have called him anti-Semitic. Of the three he is into the Bible the most but with a jaded View of the scriptures. All these three are there by guilt of Association. Hagee, though, is somewhat biblical unlike the other two but he has a few drops of poison in what he preaches. And a few drops of poison can kill you. Maybe they should all go on TV at the real Three Stooges with Hagee as Curly Duplantis as Larry and Hinn as Moe?

Benny Hinn Loves you to Death


According to Benny Hinn if your ministry is being attacked by biblical theology, he now has the answer. The Exterminator which is the new Holy Ghost machine gun. And as a special feature, they’ll know we are Christians by our love will be the background music to the machine gun fire. Finally the Benny Hinn Mausoleum service will take care of your loved ones remains if any. Each Benny Hinn Holy Ghost machine gun comes complete with 25 rounds of ammunition. The ideal weapon for anyone that challenges Benny Hinn Ministries.

God and Money


Benny Hinn is correct when he says that he will remain rich as long as people don’t read the Bible. The prosperity preachers can only find the word prosperity in the Old Testament and it was based on Israel’s obedience to God. The word prosperity is never once found in the New Testament. How can Prosperity preachers justify their behavior when the word prosperity has nothing to do with the body of Christ? These are people destitute of the truth who suppose that godliness is a means of gain. From such withdraw yourself. Instead the Bible illiterate withdraw their money to send to these hucksters. Benny Hinn wants his congregation dumb. But he is actually the dumb one because does he think that God is blind to what he is doing? The prosperity pastors have a lot to answer for before Jesus. I can’t believe that the prosperity preachers are so blind to what they are doing unless God has already sent them strong delusion that they should believe the lie. If so that would explain a lot. Still, what about the illiterate congregation? I sometimes think of that in regard to Joel Osteen and his congregation. If the blind lead the blind both fall into a ditch. And believe me, that ditch is going to be plenty full even to overflowing.

Signs & Wonders- 1


The Pentecostal Church and the New Apostolic Reformation believe in signs and wonders. They not only believe in them but they make money out of them. It should be noted that Jews request a sign. I didn’t know we had so many Jewish Pentecostals? Benny Hinn does a lot of healing on his programs but for some reason I’ve never seen Benny drink poison or handle deadly snakes? Some of the people that Benny Hinn heals don’t even need healing to begin with. Todd Bentley goes so far as to say that you can’t be an apostle if you can’t heal. But what Bentley can’t comprehend is the sign of the times. In all of history there are seven periods of signs and wonders. Moses did them first followed by Elijah and Elisha. Next in line came Jesus Christ followed by the apostles. In the millennial Kingdom signs and wonders will return. Period six of the signs and wonders movement is what we are in now. The majority of the Pentecostal people believe we are in the last days now so this text of scripture is most appropriate. That would mean that the signs and wonders of todcczx=ay is Satan inspired. I don’t know how you can get away from that. And that is what we are seeing today by Pentecostals and the new Apostolic Reformation. I will have more in my next post.

PRESIDENT TRUMP ADDRESSES THE NATION


Good morning to you all. For those not in the know I am president Trump otherwise known as the Donald. I am here today to update you on my spiritual counsel. After all they are the ones that got me elected. And no Paula, I was not about to pull the chair away from you. In fact once I found out what a crooked Minister you are I almost considered you for vice president. No offense Mr. Pence. I also didn’t know that half of you are being investigated by Senator Grassley. It seems you have a way of cheating the public without taking much Flack. I need to know how you do that for my dealings with the press and the Democrats. And, no, Mr. Copeland, you do not have an Air Force in the United States. In fact we’ll drag you in the air whenever you want.OH, MR. Duplantis, no cracking jokes during my news conference. I know you’re a riot at your church but I am in charge here. Keep it up and I’ll make you my court jester. As if I didn’t have enough problems already. By the way,  Benny Hinn? I would like you to take my dog for a walk now and teach him to heal. In that way he can lay paws on you and heal you of trying to have an affair with Paula White. She’s my baby and don’t you forget that. Mike Murdock? With your experience with money I may make you Secretary of the treasury. Just don’t use your wisdom keys to fleece any money from me. Yes this is the bunch of characters that make up my spiritual counsel. Juanita Bynum? I’d like to consider making you my secretary of defense only please take off that Miracle robe of yours. You look so silly in here with that on. Is Doctor giggle here today? Oh yes I see you now. Pat Robertson, I’d like to have you host a few Democrats on your program the 700 Club. Nancy Pelosi comes to mind. And maybe even Hillary Clinton? After all she needs some air time so she can Grumble some more about how she lost the presidency. Have I forgotten anyone? Oh Pat, will you please wake up Dr. Ben Carson again? He does that every so often. In conclusion, the Donald would like to say that I consider you all my friends but only if you get out the vote in 2020. Paula? I’d like you to speak to the country next week and persuade our citizens to surrender a month salary to help build my wall. You have a Church Without Walls but I want a country with walls. Thank you and God bless the United States of America and my company.

Hinn, Hagee, and Van Impe


I haven’t said a single thing about Jack Van Impe however he believes the Catholic catechism lines up to the Bible pretty well. It must be the revised Van Impe version? Jack Van Impe has predicted the time of the end ever since I’ve known him. He’s been wrong every time. Van Impe’s Ministry is one of speculation. His whole Ministry is based on speculation. John Hagee, on the other hand, on the surface seems quite biblical. But he is part of the word of faith movement and supports ministers like Benny Hinn and Jesse Duplantis. Sometimes you know someone better by who he fellowships with. John Hagee also does a great deal of speculation. Benny Hinn skips around the corners of absolute blasphemy. All three. Do not have a good testimony to those who are outside the body of Christ as 1st Timothy 3:7 declares a minister should have. They’re all into the money game. John Hagee’s son is now being groomed for Ministry. You should be wary of all three. I will have more on Dr.Jack.Van Impe in a future article.

Pentecostal Congregations EXPECT a Show


I would like to introduce myself . I am Glinda Hermeneutics and it is my job to ferret out the truth. It’s a sad thing to say but Pentecostal Church congregations expect a show instead of Bible learning. They come to see Benny Hinn do slaying in the spirit, or Paula White browbeating her congregation to give a month’s salary to her Ministry and her Antics to get it, or to listen to Mike Murdock’s Seed Faith, or to want to watch Jesse Duplantis’ Comedy Hour. They don’t come to hear the gospel but to enjoy a performance. One leader had the children of the church jumping hysterically up and down to rid them of demons and the audience went wild. Is this what church has come down to? Pentecostal church services are increasing weekly as hundreds of people go into them. They find bible-believing churches boring. They don’t see the word of God as being living and Powerful. And until they do nothing will get better. Bible prophecy actually predicts this. The falling away comes first before the man of sin is revealed. We’re seeing the falling away right now so can the man of sin be all that far behind? This is your investigating reporter Glinda Hermeneutics reporting from Pentecostal Peril Land.

Joyce Meyer Speaks Things Into Existence Abracadabra!


Joyce Meyers joins Benny Hinn rebuking the Prosperity Gospel by which each evangelist is set for life. Good thing because her afterlife won’t be as cozy. For the majority of their preaching lives, they have been preaching the wrong thing. In true repentance they should now allow Senator Grassley of Iowa full disclosure of their financial records.

Meyers now admission she has been preaching a false gospel. Why the change now?Look halfway down this list and you will find the abracadabra effect to her ministry over the years. Pentecostals and Catholics use this measure for different measures that are opposed to scripture. They should each resign their pulpits.

Is Benny Hinn a Mormon?


e10b9f5f31279a91b4e9e4d078417bff Benny Hinn says that Adam was on the moon. Joseph Smith said that man was also on the moon dressed as pilgrims. Could Benny Hinn be a closet Mormon? With all that Sensational stuff he does well, that could be attributed to his Mormon magic undies?

Are Career Sinning Ministers Biblical?


This lady in particular seems horrified at putting sinning ministers into the pulpit.

Do the following ministers have a good reputation to those outside the body of Christ? Benny Hinn after taking Paula White to Rome, Jim Bakker and his affair with Jessica Hahn outside of marriage not to mention his homosexuality, Jimmy Swaggart and his affairs with prostitutes, Ted Haggard and his homosexuality, Bill Hybels and his sexual assaults of Staff members over the years, Doyle Davidson when he took another man’s wife for his own, David C Pack for excessive spiritual abuse in a previous Church, and Todd Bentley for drug abuse. All these pastors are still preaching despite not having a good reputation to those outside the body of Christ. They don’t even have a good reputation within the body of Christ. If they repent they can still teach after spiritual discipline but they can no longer lead a church. 1st Timothy 3:1-7 provide the guidelines for church leadership. The aforementioned pastors do not follow that guideline and worse still their congregations support their abysmal Behavior. All these pastors literally snub their noses at scripture. Career pastors are not biblically correct. They follow their own rules not those of the Lord. They can still have a Ministry in church but not in leadership. So why do they?

Benny Hinn Repents of Prosperity Gospel


I haven’t posted on Benny Hinn in quite some time because the man is sickening to me. But today I have a https://youtu.be/CE2A44OIGto video Where Hinn actually repents. Time will tell if this is sincere or not. He Already made his fortune. And is this the first of many to come out of the prosperity gospel?