The Body of Christ Versus Acts 29- 3


Of course Jim Bakker was talking about his program being over for the day. With his fellow Two Stooges, Rabbi Jonathan Cahn and former fireman Mark Taylor, his program provides more false prophecy than any other program including Sid Roth’s That’s Supernatural. Taylor in particular seems to have God on a string where he hears from him everyday. These three men have done more to harm biblical prophecy then anyone else I can think of. They are part of the New Apostolic Reformation. Supposedly in 2002 the apostolic office was restored with no biblical support for that whatsoever. If it was restored it would not have the batting average this one does. The prophecy accuracy rate of the New Apostolic Reformation is about 22% accurate. The Bible?

Woe unto the foolish Prophets who follow their own spirit and have seen nothing from Ezekiel 13:3. Just because they say, the Lord told me, that doesn’t mean that God told them anything. Accuracy is the key. Was the prophecy accurate? If not, the prophecy was of their own making. Because you have spoken nonsense and envisioned lies, therefore I am indeed against you says the Lord from Ezekiel 13:8. The presumptions Prophets Jim Bakker, Mark Taylor, and Rabbi Jonathan Cahn should be run out of town. Instead people love them. An astonishing and horrible thing has been committed in the land. The prophets prophesy falsely, the priests rule by their own power, and God’s people love to have it so from Jeremiah 5:30-31. Yes, the falling away comes first before the man of sin is revealed. And we are in that apostasy right now. Stay tuned.

Blood Moons and Rabbi Jonathan Cahn


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In 2017 Rabbi Jonathan Cahn predicted disaster following the blood moon. Nothing happened! It would seem that Rabbi Jonathan Cahn is a false prophet who has followed his own spirit and seen nothing. The rabbi did have one interesting thought though. I’ll let him tell you.

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I did prophesy that I would get a sick stomach from eating Jim Bakker’s survival food and did that prophecy ever pan out. My tummy is on fire. And I wish Lori Bakker would stop muttering after every comment. She is driving me crazy.

Blood Moon Cahn



My name is Rabbi Jonathan Cahn and I am here today to discuss with you about blood moons. I predicted that last October 2017 something significant would happen during the blood moon. I appeared on several television programs with my predictions. I am ready to take questions on this subject. Yes, why did nothing spectacular happen? My initial prophecy took place on the Jim Bakker Show and I was so overwhelmed by his black bean burgers survival food that I couldn’t prophesy anything worth beans that day. To top it off, I had to listen to the incessant Lori Bakker saying, Uh Huh, for an entire one hour. My prophecy pooper was shot. Yes, what do I think of Jim Bakker? I think brother Jim should retire and stop selling his survival food which is loaded with salt. That would be my prediction for 2018 that Jim Bakker will retire with all the money he’s cheated people out of. I should have said that John Hagee also was preaching about the blood moon. He later recanted his prophecy saying that it was only a humorous speech. You know he always tries to up Jesse Duplantis one. I wrote the Harbinger as a fictional work but everyone took it seriously. What could I do but make some hay out of it? Yes, why am I wrong on my prophecy so often? Because God doesn’t back me up on what I say. He shows me no respect. Yes, am I a Messianic Jew? You know I always ask myself that question and I really don’t have a reason why? Yes, what do I think of John Hagee? John and I have discussed this issue at length and I believe he will soon be going to Jenny Craig to lose some weight. That is a prediction I stand on. Yes, why am I doing what I do? It beats working at my dad’s Delicatessen. If I worked there much longer I would look like John Hagee. One final question. Yes, how do I react when my prophecies don’t come true? That’s a very good question. I meditate in a yoga position asking God this question. Why is it me, why is it always me? Somebody up there hates me. Thank you for attending my news conference and before you leave please insert a $100 bill in the slot provided or the door will not open to let you out. Shalom!

Out on a Prophecy Limb by Rabbi Jonathan Cahn


Well, he was wrong AGAIN. 

Jonathan Cahn’s latest prediction is the rapture will occur in the spring or fall of 2019. This will be another example if Rabbi Jonathan Cahn is a true prophet of God or not and I shall be watching. The New Apostolic Reformation is horrible when it comes to the prophecy and predictions of its membership. We’ll see about this one soon.

The Three Spiritual Stooges


IMG_20180219_001938 These three pastors should be ashamed of themselves. Were they at all ashamed, no, neither did they know how to blush. 2nd Corinthians 2:17 says, We are not, as so many, peddling the word of God. If you don’t like the word peddling, how about making merchandise out of you? Bakker sells survival food, Rabbi Jonathan Cahn and John Hagee peddle their books, and all three make a tidy profit. These are corrupt men and destitute of the truth, who suppose that godliness is a means of gain. From such withdraw yourself. Yourself, and not your money.

God Doesn’t Send us a Spirit of Fear but Jim Bakker Does


If God doesn’t send us a spirit of fear who does? Well it could be the prince of the power of the air or even Jim Bakker. Jim Bakker’s Show on television is constantly warning about things to come that rarely happen. He brings on Rabbi Jonathan Cahn to con us with one of his frequent books and other guest speakers that love to speculate. Plus every 10 minutes you get a commercial about his survival food. Thinking about his survival food makes me fearful. His food is expensive when you consider shipping and handling on top of what he charges for the food. God gives us love, power, and a sound mind. Jim Bakker gives you fear, Reliance on his ministry, and an unsound mind. The best thing you can do when Jim Bakker’s Show comes on is channel surf.

Heaven’s Tammy Faye, my food has given me gas and it’s clearing out the studio. Lori? Well what do you expect? I’m 80 years old. Get me some Pepto bismo and stop saying uh after every word I say.

The “Con” Cahn


Be ye not called rabbi according to the gospel of Matthew. So why does Jonathan Cahn use that name? When he does so he goes against the Bible. I have a video for you today on Jonathan Cahn that you might find insightful. Cahn

I wonder how I can con them again today? What new trick can I fool them with today?

Return to the Days of Yesteryear, the Hebrew Roots Movement Rises Again


How would you like to be like with Jewish people today complete with wearing their types of clothes? How would you like to emulate Rabbi Jonathan Cahn? Return to the hollow days of yesteryear, the Hebrew Roots movement Rides Again. I have a video for you today on this movement where you can learn how to be a Christian Jew. The Hebrew Roots movement sounds very similar to the Restored Church of God who also believe in the Old Testament Supremacy. They enjoy being in the old Covenant and have no respect or desire to follow the New Covenant. This is a very dangerous group and I would stay far from it.

Rabbi Kahn or Con?


Rabbi Jonathan Kahn is a frequent guest on the Jim Bakker Show which should tell you something right there. Why is Kahn among a whole host of modern day prophets predicting either the Rapture or the 2nd coming of Christ when the Bible says only God knows? Why all the endless speculation? When it arrives you should be ready for it! Kahn preps with a lot of signs for Jews do request a lot of signs according to 1 Corinthians 1:22.

Most people detest unanswered questions and that gives rise to speculations. The only one that has the answer is God. Were only admonished to WATCH. And that only to Jewish believers.

Prophet Sadhu Sundar-Selvaraj


This character is the latest to guest on the Jim Bakker Show. Hold onto your hats as this fellow recently said that God brought him to heaven to consult with Abraham about a Revelation 13 prophecy. A lot of Prisons wear orange jumpsuits and I think this guy escaped from a funny farm. All of Bakkers guests hear from God directly or visit him on a regular basis. Bakker himself hears from God regularly. Now I understand why Jim Bakker doesn’t use his Bible much anymore now that he has God on a short leash. The New Apostolic Reformation, of which Bakker is a part, have extra biblical Revelations all the time. His former PTL Ministries outside of Charlotte have largely been taken over by his buddy Rick Joyner who also communicates with God on a regular basis. The school of prophets come out of Jim Bakker’s Ministry almost daily as if they had a switchboard connection to heaven. And the masses buy it as if they had no biblical discernment whatsoever. I’m amazed that people fall into this garbage. Rabbi Jonathan Cahn also got a send off from Jim Bakker’s television program. One of my favorite verses in Jeremiah matches up well with the New Apostolic Reformation. An astonishing and horrible thing has been committed in the land. The prophets prophesy falsely, the priests rule by their own power, and my people love to have it so and this is from Jeremiah 5:30-31. All of these people better here Ezekiel 14:10. The punishment of the prophet shall be the same as the punishment of the one who inquired. It would seem that inquiring Minds enjoy hearing the babble that comes from the New Apostolic Revelation more than hearing the words of the Living God found in the Bible. This is a very sad commentary on the Christian faith.

The Disappearing Gospel


Why is the gospel Vanishing in the church today? One reason are happy talk sermons. Pastors don’t want to offend anyone so they preach a non-offensive gospel or something you might get in elementary school. Something that tickles the ears instead of convicting the heart. Pastors feel that if they preach hard messages people will leave their Church. Did you get that? Their Church? It’s never been their church; it’s the Church of God. How many Ministries put their name on the ministry? We have Benny Hinn Ministries, Mike Murdock Ministries, the Jim Bakker Show, and Rick Joyner Ministries. We have ministers that call themselves Reverend when Psalms tells us holy and Reverend is His name. God is the only one that can be called reverend. In Matthew 23 it says to call no man on Earth your father. How would the Catholics handle that one? Or to call no one on earth rabbi. What about Rabbi Jonathan Cahn? It goes on and on. They either preach themselves or Happy Talk messages. The gospel is also Vanishing in Pentecostal churches because of extra biblical revelation. In those churches you hear pastors continually say, God told me this or that but if it doesn’t line up with scripture it doesn’t mean a thing. Most times what they say doesn’t line up with scripture. So there are a lot of reasons why the church is Vanishing along with the gospel. The Bible admonishes us to preach the word. For the time will come, and has, when they will not endure sound Doctrine because they have itching ears, they will Heap up for themselves teachers that will turn their ears away from the truth and be turned aside to Fables. The gospel then metamorphs into Aesop’s Fables or whatever Pastor puts his name before it. Remember the word of God is living and powerful and sharper than any two-edged sword piercing even to the division of Soul and Spirit and is a discerner of the thoughts and intents of the heart. Preach the word!