I’m sure that everyone knows doctor giggle otherwise known as Pat Robertson. Pat has an interesting thing about him and that is that most of his prophecies don’t pan out. For example, Robertson predicted that Mitt Romney would be a two-term president and he said that God told him that. You say, the Lord says, when God has not spoken. I’m sure that God does not lie to Pat Robertson. I’m also sure that the devil would love a Morman in the White House. So what voice did Pat Robertson really hear? Robertson needs to keep his mouth closed because that is his greatest liability. I’m amazed how many times Robertson breaks into a giggle on his program the 700 Club. What he does is no laughing matter. Worse still he parades all the faith movement on his program. He needs to repent.
Why me, why is it always me? I think somebody up there hates me? I could just scream!
Two qualifications of a pastor are they are not to be greedy for money and they are to have a good testimony to those that are outside the church. As for the first qualification noted that would eliminate the majority of Pentecostal preachers today. Kenneth Copeland has his own airport for his 5 planes, Paula White told her congregation to donate a month salary or God would get them, Benny Hinn, Jesse Duplantis, Joyce Meyers, Juanita Bynum, TD Jakes, and many many more all are unqualified to be a pastor. The woman pastors automatically are unqualified according to the Pauline Epistles. What about those and let’s have a good testimony to those that are outside? Does Jimmy Swaggart when he had sex with prostitutes or Jim Bakker who bilked Millions of dollars from his followers? It would seem that the Pentecostal Church makes their own rules for pastors. And an literate congregation sees nothing wrong with that.
Why do congregations even allow such unbiblical pastors that flourish in the Pentecostal Church. They don’t follow the Bible one bit and no one seems to care. I classify the Pentecostal Church as an apostate cult. If the blind lead the blind both will fall into a ditch. Ezekiel 14:10 says, the punishment of the prophet shall be the same as the punishment of the one who inquired. Perhaps we should start listening to the word of God instead of the Godless Pentecostal pastors.
Without an interpreter? Is that required?Most tongue speaking today is for show, is gibberish, and done by women with no interpreter. Without an interpreter, tongues are not to used. The church is not edified God is not the author of confusion so please let everything be done decently and in order. Praise the Lord!
I’m sure you’ve heard Benny Hinn say this many times and he’s not the only one. You can almost pick out your favorite Pentecostal pastor and he’s done the same thing Benny does. Have they never heard of this scripture? Matthew 6:24 says, YOU CANNOT SERVE GOD AND MONEY OR MAMMON. I remember Jim Bakker saying that he had never heard of this scripture until he entered prison. He was a pastor for many years prior to that and it’s hard to believe that he never saw this verse from the middle of The Sermon on the Mount! The name it claim it phonies believe that can speak words into existence almost like magic. You know, it is Magic.
Now you know where the prosperity preachers got the name it claim it idea. I will create as I speak and that is abracadabra. And that is what I call the Abracadabra Church. You know it as the Pentecostal Church but they practice the same thing.
The Magic Kingdom of Pentecostalism is the occult. And here are its inhabitants.
People just destitute of the truth suppose that godliness is a means of gain. The Bible tells us, from such withdraw yourself and not your money. These pastors are Satan’s pastors having been taken captive by Satan to do Satan’s will. Press any of the categorical names below and you can pull up all the writings I’ve done on each one Again, withdraw yourself in Jesus name. Amen!
Does this sound prosperous to you? Jesus said, you cannot serve God and money in Matthew 6:24.
It doesn’t appear his apostles were very prosperous either. Prosperity pastors teach a false gospel.
We are not, as so many, corrupting the word of God which is found in 2nd Corinthians 2:17. The word corrupting means making merchandise out of you. If you will recall Jesus chased the money-changers out of the Temple with a whip of cords. That would have been the prosperity preachers of today.
Such are deceitful workers transforming themselves into Apostles of Christ and no wonder
Therefore it is no great thing if Satan transformed his ministers into ministers of righteousness. Did you catch that? Satan has his ministers and here they are. If the blind lead the blind both will fall into a ditch and those are the words of Jesus Christ. Have you ever heard this verse John 8:32? You shall know the truth and the truth will make you free. But how many know the previous verse from John 8:31? IF you abide in my words you are my disciples indeed. I can tell you this that Satan’s ministers rarely abide in his word. It would hold them back from their deception.
Pastors of corrupt minds and destitute of the truth suppose that godliness is a means of gain. From such withdraw yourself. Did you notice in the video the congregations of these pastors from Satan? That is part of the problem. The congregation is biblically ignorant and proud of it. No one challenges these phonies. So they get away with it laughing all the way to the bank. From such withdraw yourself but not your money. Jesus said, you cannot serve God and money. The Apostle Paul said, when I preach the gospel I may present the Gospel of Jesus Christ without charge so that I will not abused my authority in the gospel. Satan’s ministers hate those verses of scripture. And so should you!
Psalms 139:16 Thine eyes did see my substance, yet being unperfect; and in thy book all my members were written, which in continuance were fashioned, when as yet there was none of them.
Pat Robertson Thinks The Alabama law On abortion Is too extreme by banning all abortions. Liberal women Say they will not stand for it. What about the babies rights? God has fashioned All the days for each particular child When As yet there Were none of them.Who’s side is Pat Robertson On? Gods or mans? I think it’s time for the giggle prophet to retire.
I don’t believe the separation of church and state ever envisioned a mega church. I still don’t believe small churches should have to pay taxes. Small churches don’t have their pastors buying Jets or owning Mercedes, Large mega churches have enormous budgets.
Mega churches pay their pastors outrageous salaries exceeding 1 million dollars a year. Nepotism is rampant in those churches where family members are paid enormous salaries. I’m not talking about the pastor that makes $30,000 a year and has to pay for a small house. I’m talking about the pastors that have mansion and swimming pools.
Those bastards are laughing all the way to the bank and many of them could own Banks. Joyce Meyers once had a parishioner give her money for an entire house and later when she needed some help she wrote Meyers and got a response like this. That’s went welfare is for.
This is why mega churches need to pay taxes. If they paid taxes all the rest of the taxpayers would only have to pay 3% taxes. The separation of church and state never figured on mega churches.
I have a wonderful video for you today about end time deception. In the Church Will show you the methods That apostate churches are using to snare both You and your money into captivity. Imposters Are growing worse and worse, Deceiving and being deceived.
Who is represented by Chuckles and Snickers candy? I will give you a clue. He is just recovering from a stroke. Give up? It is Dr. Chuckles or Doctor Snickers. You know him by his other name, Dr. Pat Robertson. On his program the 700 Club he is always chuckling about something or Snickering about something else. Perhaps it’s his prediction rate on his prophecies? That percentile is worse than Bob Uecker’s batting average for his career which is nothing to brag about. Maybe instead of his predictions, he could spend the rest of his lifetime promoting Chuckles and Snickers on television? And if he wanted to predict something, he could predict how well they will do in the market? What Market? Well, the supermarket of course!
Pat Robertson has a perfect record in predicting presidents. He’s 100% WRONG ! false prophecy Why do people continue to listen to the 700 Club? Robertson often claims that God tells him something but the voice he hears is not God. YOU SAY, THE LORD SAYS, WHEN I HAVE NOT SPOKEN.
This is Pat Robertson and I’m coming to you today with a prophecy. I do this every so often especially when we need cash. I’m looking at Psalm 119:170. The Lord showed me a number and the number was 119,170 dollars. And If 10 people give me that, I’ll be able to stay on the air until my next prophecy. The prophecy I’m giving you today the Lord’s told me when I was playing golf yesterday. I kept thinking of the word holy and 18 thoughts rushed into my mind. But the one that kept coming up was this. The Lord showed me a huge Cavern. And in this Cavern were love gifts from all of you. Some were larger than others but the anointing was on them all. Then I saw in the cavern a man with a 700 carved on his forehead. He seemed somewhat familiar to me. Then I heard him speak to me. He said Pat, I knew he was talking to me because Pat is my name. He said Pat, I want you to focus on Psalm 119:170. Let my supplication come before thee. The first thing I did after the Lord showed me this was look up in my dictionary the word supplication. I may be an evangelist but I’m not the best at words. It said an entreaty. I knew immediately what must be done and that was to look up that word in the dictionary. I came to request. And my request was to ask you, my gullible audience, for $119,700. You can even do this on the payment plan. And what you will get when you send me your pledge is a prayer rug that I have rolled upon to give you my anointing. But please no containers of Pledge furniture polish as some of you did last week. I need hard cash as my next alimony payment is due. Here at the 700 Club you can always count on me to help you but only if you help me first. I want the preeminence. Thank you and have a great afternoon raising money for me.